It’s In The Bag!

What a challenge you have in store,

Kissing babies and all that stuff.

To get to Congress in Washington D.C.,

Surely can’t be all that rough.

To make it you have to get past just one man,

Who surely likes to brag.

Now let me see who is this man?

Oh yes, it’s Congressman Skaggs.

There are many people, who know your name,

You are plenty popular too.

There’s another Bob Palmer on Channel 4,

Who does the evening News.

We’ll use a bag, we won’t show your face,

When you’re out in the public eye.

So when they announce that you have won.

They’ll shout, “Who is that Guy?”

So please don’t fret and worry so,

The election is in the bag.

We’ll all be at the Victory Party,

When you beat that guy named Skaggs!

Written by,

Bonnie Johnson-May