I may have a smidgen of D-Gear. In fact got my eye on Dolce & Gabbana shades right now...but that doesn't make me a fashion victim, or a slave to party! or does it! When in the beauty pageants I was told the difference between a model and queen. It is "the girl in the dress" not the dress on the girl! Well actually we are all born naked..but then that's a different story!

DESIGNER CLAUSE

I may not have a Versace
Dress as Gucci
Or own a Chanel
But Baby
Yes Babe...I know I
wear it well :-)

You preach to me about
the girl you met
You say she's not me
That she wears designer
exclusives...
and that includes Versace

I ask you "is it the girl
you want beneath the dress?"
Or is it the labels by which
you are most impressed?
How is she between the sheets!
You lie you say she is sweet
and wrapped all fancy...

So why are you here at my door?
Trying to get into my pants also!
Shouldn't you be out with her
to the Opera, Theatre, the races
I don't need to see your other faces

Is this the one you reserve
for me, not her?
Do yourself a favour
And get some running gear
And I don't care
if it's designer
Cos man you are outta here!

I'm tired when you try
to put me down
Accuse me of being the one
who's fooling around
One moment you make out
I'm the hottest chick in Town
Then hide me like some dark secret
beneath your designer shades
whilst showing out with your
designer accolade
in her showy gown

Don't you realise you are
Just her fashion accessory
And by next season
You are certain to be history
She'll trade you in
with her old Versace
For the latest man of the moment
And toss aside her Ben de Lisi
Then for you babe, it will be
kissy, kissy goodbye
Oh babe, don't you cry!
She'll only slum it for a while
Then throw you back on the pile

That's when you will see me smile...

No more tears in my coffee cup
I'll be long gone
With someone sincere who'll love me
For who I am and not what I wear

That's when I'll see you cry..

And I won't care.

(c)12/03/96 AJMB WILLAMS