This that,
Here there,
Automatic wirelessly,
Its all square.

Free storage,
Memory pods,
Economic boom,
Unending blogs.

Yellow-brick road is winding,
Oz's witches keep us grinding,
America is fallen to the wayside,
Deeper ditches we keep finding.

Interrogatory tell,
Web ADs smell,
Oops gate open,
Internet gone to Hell!

Washington censors rap,
Anti-piracy slap,
Outlaw the tents,
While Occupy naps.

Freedom gone awry,
Go ahead and cry,
"How now Brown Cow?"
Farm's foreclosed anyhow.

Bankers and brokers,
Gentleman smokers,
Jokers have all gone off,
To join the Hippie tokers.

What's old is new,
What's news is old,
See my newspaper blanket?
We are all bought and sold.

Let's have a Tea-party we sit in the shade,
Sitting on a limb drinking sour lemonade,
While the branches under us they keep sawing,
Smoking like bandits we keep on Hee-Hawing.

Donkey and Elephant,
Peter and Paul,
Newt and Mitt,
God save us all.