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Male Dilemma
by David J Delaney → (All Poetry by David J Delaney)
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I think most of us males know this feeling.

 

Male Dilemma
 
Approaching now with trepidation
Heart thumping anticipation
Brow soaked in perspiration
Throat tightening asphyxiation.
 
Echoed voices, feeling fearful
Clouded mind now in freefall
Transfixed eyes becoming tearful
How can she be quite so cheerful?
 
Just in there! She softly motions
Brain is racing with emotions
Scented whiff from bottled lotions
Perfumed aroma drifts from potions.
 
Trembling hands begin to reach
Wishing I was at the beach
Sacred law, I’m about to breach
Remembering, what Dad did preach
 
Can’t do it, collapsed in beanbag
Feeling like a rung out dishrag
To all you men, keep reading a mag
Never, delve into a woman’s handbag.
 
David J Delaney
31/01/2009     ©
 
 
 

 


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 Reviews of "Male Dilemma"
Reviewed by John Flanagan
Reviewed on March 5, 2009
David,
I love the mock-heroic touch and you held it beautifully right to the end. Witty, but more than that, meaningful, too. Well done!
John

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on March 5, 2009
Love it and soooo true, I have been married for twenty years and still won't venture inside that bear trap of a bag even when told to do so... lol

fee

Reviewed on March 4, 2009
Hello David,

Such a dilemma indeed! Nice poem.

Cynthia

Reviewed on March 4, 2009
ROTF! Too funny, David, well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on March 4, 2009
hahahhaa
so witty..........bravo! pax A


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