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The monster in knotted knickers!
by Kay P M- Devenish → (All Poetry by Kay P M- Devenish)
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Am I some monster from hell?
Am I totally unreasonable?

Am I the knotted knicker's Captain?

or  president of the Flustered Fumers?

Am I going insane?

have I bees in my brain?

for INDEED

 I  am going ta burst

and my temper is stewin'

(I don't know what I'm doin')

and I fear I'll explode

( at the worst!)

It's about my  ADVERSION

...it keeps on resurgin'

and I'm pullin'  'me' hair out from stress

yet it's ONLY me bothered

by this thing I find horrid

the rest of the world thinks 'it's keen!"

 

It's....

THE FORWARDED mail,

(it keeps kickin' my tail )

I hate it so much I could scccccrrreeeammmm...

I'm on so many lists

( I can hear your

 'tiss tiss!!' )

and I know

 you WONT know

what I mean,

 its a storm in a cup!

so don't ask me 'what's up?"

for I know

 that you WONT understand,

but IT drives me quite balmy

as I do need an army

to come in and clear it each day,

and I DO love  the  folk

who send me such tok'

for their tokens are meant FOR MY bliss

but I'm  getting too many

so PLEASE...

don't send ANY

and please...

please

don't hate me.....for this.

P.S.

(      )

alright,I admit it,

I ...AM...A MONSTER!!

(Happy now??)
 

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 Reviews of "The monster in knotted knickers!"
Reviewed by Joyce Devenish
Reviewed on October 12, 2007
Yes, I have to say I think you're right. Good dragon...JDM

Reviewed on September 9, 2004
Kay,

A funny and poetically mastered write - greatly enjoyed!

Robert

Reviewed by Solola Lee (Reader)
Reviewed on July 22, 2004
I got a kick out of your poem, it made me laugh...it was cool..

Reviewed by Mary Quire
Reviewed on July 2, 2004
I totally agree...enough sharing already!

M.Rose

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on June 28, 2004
If your'e a monster, then i love Monsters Mate!

I hate FWD's too, and yes the delete button needs a butler.

Love n hugs
Ch'erie

Reviewed by ya mama (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
what a fun write! enjoyed very much.

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
HAHA lol
Hi Kay nope your not a monster....

Reviewed on June 25, 2004
(((kay)))

hear, hear! monsters, unite! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :) grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on June 25, 2004
I agree wholeheartedly, Kay; enough is enough!

PS Would you like to join our ever-growing e-mail group, 'Forward No More!' Please consider it; you will receive hundreds of fabulous ideas, every day, on how to stop these blasted e-mails. Thanks.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
LOL!!

Know the feeling....I guess I am a monsterious Monster too just like you...but what is new...we have been on that balloon together for quite a long time...some personality had to rub off Huh???

Reviewed by Carmen Ruggero
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Don't blame you at all! Whenever I've got something I want to share, I send it to a select group of friends, usually no more that 5, and my friends do the same. That forward bit is a problem. This time it was a benefit, though; you got a good poem out of it! :-)

Carmen

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
They drive me nuts too Kay! That's why I rarely send
a forward. You made an excellent poem for it;-)
You are no monster!!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
thank god for the delete button ...

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
It needed to be said. I have one email account that gets over 80 junk mails/forwards a day! This did not even come from my surfing just me being an artist and writer.

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Kay, you are NOT alone here! Marvelous, treasured, loved friends are ON MY LIST! because of these "forwards"... OH, yes! I keep wanting to ask 'if you love me, talk to me!' Instead, it's something not for me at all, but mailed to billions of people all at once. Sigh... I especially hate the ones that say "send this to 10 friends or 300 poor children will die!" Damn! You have struck a blow for the masses. Yes! Thank you! katy xox.

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
To everyone here this is not about anyone from this site (honestly)but it's re elsewhere I just get upset when my email gets added onto a million other stranger's stuff and that happens when it's added to forwarded mail...what can I say....my knickers are knotted so forgive me ranting!Please!xxxxxx

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
I get so little anymore, makes me so happy...do knotted knickers still exist in the beautiful country down under? No more will I send to you, as I don't at all so far anyway do...Peace thru less email, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed on June 24, 2004
Oh yes, I understand all to well! excellent Kay!

Reindeer

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on June 24, 2004
lol
nahhh.....i went thru the same thing......and i just stopped mailing the people who sent me the forwards......and when they asked why.......i told them, i had been on the internet for a few yrs and have seen every joke around....and if they want to write me a hello letter, great, but i don't open forwards anymore.....and that worked....no one had hurt feelings.......and my mail was easier to handle......:)


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