Am I some monster from hell?
Am I totally unreasonable?
Am I the knotted knicker's Captain?
or president of the Flustered Fumers?
Am I going insane?
have I bees in my brain?
for INDEED
I am going ta burst
and my temper is stewin'
(I don't know what I'm doin')
and I fear I'll explode
( at the worst!)
It's about my ADVERSION
...it keeps on resurgin'
and I'm pullin' 'me' hair out from stress
yet it's ONLY me bothered
by this thing I find horrid
the rest of the world thinks 'it's keen!"
It's....
THE FORWARDED mail,
(it keeps kickin' my tail )
I hate it so much I could scccccrrreeeammmm...
I'm on so many lists
( I can hear your
'tiss tiss!!' )
and I know
you WONT know
what I mean,
its a storm in a cup!
so don't ask me 'what's up?"
for I know
that you WONT understand,
but IT drives me quite balmy
as I do need an army
to come in and clear it each day,
and I DO love the folk
who send me such tok'
for their tokens are meant FOR MY bliss
but I'm getting too many
so PLEASE...
don't send ANY
and please...
please
don't hate me.....for this.
P.S.
(
)
alright,I admit it,
I ...AM...A MONSTER!!
(Happy now??)
A funny and poetically mastered write - greatly enjoyed!
Robert
M.Rose
I hate FWD's too, and yes the delete button needs a butler.
Love n hugs
Ch'erie
Hi Kay nope your not a monster....
hear, hear! monsters, unite! ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!
(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :) grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
PS Would you like to join our ever-growing e-mail group, 'Forward No More!' Please consider it; you will receive hundreds of fabulous ideas, every day, on how to stop these blasted e-mails. Thanks.
Know the feeling....I guess I am a monsterious Monster too just like you...but what is new...we have been on that balloon together for quite a long time...some personality had to rub off Huh???
Carmen
a forward. You made an excellent poem for it;-)
You are no monster!!!
Reindeer
nahhh.....i went thru the same thing......and i just stopped mailing the people who sent me the forwards......and when they asked why.......i told them, i had been on the internet for a few yrs and have seen every joke around....and if they want to write me a hello letter, great, but i don't open forwards anymore.....and that worked....no one had hurt feelings.......and my mail was easier to handle......:)