A wet cat did once exist ,
Its sobriquet , a ne’er mentioned Fritz.
Cat was reticent - as cats are wont,
Cat’s charm to one Kitten - an irresistible taunt.
Overwhelmingly ensnared by Cat’s charm,
Kitten found completeness embraced in Cat’s arms.
Kitten begged for Cat’s kisses and did not resist,
As Cat reluctantly complied and granted the wish.
Poor Kitten, a great angst did endure,
As a place in Cat’s life Kitten tried to secure.
What to offer a Cat with no soul?
What to provide as the ultimate goal?
Please Cat, Kitten cried, on the verge of despair,
I want to please you – anytime/anywhere.
Cat then stated with a salacious grin –
Put both hands on the bar – and let the party begin!