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Clean Sweep
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Hmmm... medical humor; not my favorite!



Colonoscopy
Time to set your mind at ease
Hemorrhoids bear-up












Copyright 2006 by Carolyn Gale McGovern-Bowen.
All Rights Reserved.
06/01/06, Westlake Village, CA.

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 Reviews of "Clean Sweep"
Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on February 26, 2009
Broomcorn roughage whisking it all away...drinking that bottle of stuff...anal sphincter puckers time-consuming obliteration...I'm not there yet...dustpan and garbage can...remember those little steel cans with the foot flipper that opened the lid...

Sage

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on June 9, 2006
Splendid, in-depth humorous Ku! Lots of fibre here! I enjoyed!

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on June 3, 2006
Absolutely true. R

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
A haiku from left field
yet I still enjoyed your artistic
way of expression.

Love & Peace
William

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
OOo yes... it's the barium meal that sticks around for days' afterwards that is particularly weird, I find! Not the most pleasant of procedures at the best of times... but exacerbated by other bulging fissures, it must be excruciating! :(( A high price for peace of mind! Be strong! LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
This is a timely one for seeveral of us. Keep laughing at yourself. If we stop doing that, THEY will begin laughing AT us. And, that's a NO, NO. - Bill

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
That is different from you, Carolyn; but they say humor is great medecine. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
You sure put a new twist on this one Carolyn...good job!
love and peace, Carole

Reviewed by Gloria Buono
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
This is hilarious. I'm not looking forward to having that infamous colon exam. My best, Gloria

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
Carolyn
You plumb the depths of medical science with this excellent Haiku
Love and Freedom
Peter

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on June 2, 2006
LOL Been there, done that, Don't neglect this most important exam. Your life may hang in the balance.


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