My pussy has two sides.

My right labia
is partially prude,
partially prudent.
My right labia has intuition
and a brain.
My right labia
is a tortoise, takes its time
with the tip of its tongue,
and always says the right thing.

My left labia
dates ex-convicts, convicts, and criminal records.
It is on the wrong side of the law.
My left labia is a hardcore extremist
and eats drama for breakfast.
My left labia is loose.
My left labia pushes itself to the limits.

My right labia
has warning dreams.
My left labia
has warring factions.

My right labia
only has the holiest of sex,
tantric and meditative,
with an emotional bond
strengthened throughout the ages.
My left labia
lusts after souls it has never consummated,
preferring physical size to the nonphysical.

My right labia
is on the wrong side.

My pussy waits for me
to get out of the way
of its clear stream.