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Boomslang Snake
by A Serviceable Villain → (All Poetry by A Serviceable Villain)
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don't make an 'asp' out of yourself . . .


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Deathstyle snake toes
DRT bruiser non-flumpus
Will bite with kickassocity
Caus' its fangs are stuffmuncher.

First, an afflickaration
Then you'll be limbic
Brace yourself - you're
heartbeat will be kifed.

Then the snake will say, "Hey!
Calm down. I didn't mean
anything by it. You don't have
to get all vehemenent about it."

'2008' RLS

 


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 Reviews of "Boomslang Snake"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 16, 2008
You are brilliant poet YOU...you know how to twist a tail...even a boomslangs-tale...lol!!

Love tinka

Reviewed on October 16, 2008
Lance,

I love your the words you use, such a great imagination. And the snake...sounds like a nasty thing.

Mary


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