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Everybody Had a Wet Dream
by A Serviceable Villain → (All Poetry by A Serviceable Villain)
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' . . . slippery slopes . . . '


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The 'Dirty Thirties' was a period of

severe dust storms - it took place

between 1930 and 1936, put all in

the prarie lands in quite a fix - no

rain you see - rubbers not needed.

Who could have forseen that a

severe drought would besiege

them - was largely a man-made

flop due to years of not rotating

crops - caused much erosion.

In-deep plowing of virgin topsoil

destroyed any relationships with

the natural gr-asses - waited to

long to come to its aid - got to

arid and all moisture dried up.

Soon the farmers were on their

knees begging if you please for

a blow-job from Mother Nature

in the form of storm clouds -

nothing came, not even a trickle.

All she sent were two gales called

Black Blizzard and Black Roller

who were a couple of bitches and

quickly reduced the male Okies'

self-estem to a couple of inches.

There was a quick and sudden

exodus - headed for the Golden

Gate - women searching for stud

horses and men for slippery slopes

yes, everybody had a wet dream.

'2008' RLS


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 Reviews of "Everybody Had a Wet Dream"
Reviewed by Pier Tyler
Reviewed on November 4, 2008
Nature of the beast meets Mother nature...
Unique write and sexy too! Okay, I like the way you said it. Congrats on your great hits.

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on November 3, 2008
Well Ernest T you sure write up a storm that's a little naughty but enjoyable and no wonder you have hit 25,000 in such a short time. Had to search for this for my nofications aren't working, so glad I found it. Love and hugs to a real sexy poet. Love, Bonnie

Reviewed on November 2, 2008
I've been thrown back a distance or two
Glad I am tracking YOU!
Robert or Lance, your pen can dance!
WRITE ON!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace and Hugs, Warrior Purple Lady SHEExooo

STay Positive! And C*o*n*g*r*a*t*u*l*a*t*i*o*n*s! on your 25,000 HIT IN 3 weeks, WOW!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 2, 2008
Naughty but mighty powerful pen you push...to push your hit-count to 25,ooo in only three weeks...a poetically speaking STUD you are Sirrrr-Lance-A-LOT!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on November 1, 2008
congrats on the 25,000 hits in 3 weeks!

Reviewed on November 1, 2008
Hello my Dear Friends,

I would like to thank you for helping me reach 25,000 hits in three weeks on my Den sight!! Take a bow; no, take two bows!!


Best to you always,

RLS

Reviewed on November 1, 2008
You have a special way to describe wet dreams. Heeeheee!!! This was very creative!!!

Sandie Angel :o)


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