Rah rah rah, sis boom bah

maybe humbug? Let's win

one for the old gipper; bring

on the high school and

college cheerleading squads;

I have a real problem with

the greenhouse effect - you

know, we have successfully

burned a hole in the ozone

layer but what the heck;

I don't mind using a sunscreen

with a 300 protective block and

I don't mind toasting weenies

and marshmallows without any

campfire - Kum ba ya yourself';

I think it's about time to get rid of

the fossil fuels before we become

fossils overnight; and then in about

10,000 years some grave robbing

anthropologist will come along and

steal our wallets and gold teeth

(hey, don't laugh - it took me fifty

books of Green Stamps to get

mine and then I had some quack

dentist with an online degree insert

them overnight) - and then there's the

crooked oil company execs walking

around in $5,000 suits and lighting

their cigars with $100 dollar bills;

But that's okay because someday

they'll all be burning in Hell just like

we'll be doing if we don't do something

soon - got any flame retardant suits?

'2008' RLS