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Modern ITioms

by RickthePoetWarrior — Read all 87 poems by RickthePoetWarrior

From my book The Computer Part e-

Tuesday, December 3, 2024


Poem Artwork

 

 Let's see 'auto-fill' do this ...


 

Are you joking? My kid’s first algorithm was smarter than that!

 


 

Not worth the hashtag it was tweeted on

 


You meet HTTP 403 Page Errors with better taste


 

The highlight’s on but no hyperlink Home

 


 

You’re the reason artificial intelligence was invented

 


I’ve read e-mail receipt confirmations with better plots


 

They post their heart on their wall

 


 

I’ve seen better selfies on a donkey’s ass*

 


 

She’s about as sexy as a sidebar underwear ad

 


 

Easy as captcha

 


 

He’s so 2D

 


 

Let’s just say the whole exercise was a dead link

 

* That one always works!

RickthePoetWarrior



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Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 7, 2024
You got a cool phrase or two as you find ways to dis the incompetence of AI… cool.

Ron


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