A man professing his undying love for his wife despite all her faults.

I’ve grown to love you elongated t*ts
They almost touch the floor.
The way you scratch your hairy armpits,
Just makes me love you more.

Your bright red face that matches your eyes,
Your cracked and swollen lips.
Your dimpled ass and cellulite thighs
And big child-bearing hips.

Your mood swings messing up my head,
They chill me to the core.
And when you leap into our bed,
I bounce onto the floor.

The way you stretch your varicose vein
And pick between your toes.
Then wipe away that whiskey stain,
With your finger up your nose.

Your drunken rages hurt somehow
And you beat me up a lot.
I love you though, you moody cow,
You’re the only wife I’ve got.