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Brain Drain Pain
by Roger A. Ochs → (All Poetry by Roger A. Ochs)
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Did i mention that I'm insane?

My new jacket
is faced with
real Teflon
I heard
the young girl
boast
And I wondered
does that provide
stain protection
when her boyfriend
prematurely ejaculates
on her youthful bosom

Then I wondered
just what does
P.C. mean
Is it a personal
computer term
or is it a politically
correct
euphemism for a piss
call

The older I get
the weirder gets my
brain
And while it
often confuses
me
even the confusion
provides me
long quiet hours
of amusement


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 Reviews of "Brain Drain Pain"
Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 13, 2010
Thank you for sharing your wit and humor, Roger. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
At Least your brain is still working that's a plus!!! Humorous but true..
Much peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
It seems it would provide me with the same long hours of amusement, wish I could think that way...;-) Ed

Reviewed by J B (Reader)
Reviewed on June 9, 2010

Reviewed by Beverly Scofield
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
My, my! I applaud the depths to which your confusion takes you, even when you begin at the surface. As long as poetry emerges, you're okay in my book. (smile)

SilverBee

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on June 9, 2010
Hahahaha.....sorry this got me laffin!!

My brain get confused too!!

Love Tinka


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