“Hi, Hon. Did you Work Hard Today?
Wan’na go to Bed n’ DO Stuff?”
WRONG!
CORRECT or SUCCESSFUL!
“Hi, Hon, Did you work hard today?
You look awfully Tense - here let me Rub your Neck.”
DIFFERENCE?
Option One is not only too Direct,
But it is also Very DUMB!
You simply are Horny, and want SEX!
Big Turn-Off!
Option Two shows Caring and Consideration.
Every person alive Loves a good Massage!
First the Neck, and the Base of the Skull -
Then, the Left shoulder, paying Special Attention
To the shoulder Blade Itself -
Start with Gentle Squeezing Motions -
Gradually shifting to Firmer Pressure -
“Is that too Hard, Hon?”
Note that if you already are hearing ‘Oohs and Aahs’
There is no need to Ask the Question!
Slowly pass across to the Center,
Paying close attention to the Cervical Vertebra
At the Top of the Spinal Cord.
Spend some time here -
Then shift to the Right Shoulder.
From top of Shoulder, down to bottom of Blade -
Gradually ease down the Right Side -
Massaging just enough to ‘hint’ at touching
The Edge of the Breast ...
Then, quickly squeeze in and out and
Down - To the Buttocks Area -
Firmness is needed here, to avoid ‘Tickling.’
Slowly go across to the Left Buttock -
Then, Up the Left Side ‘hinting’ Gently -
At the Left Breast ... “Aah!”
Back to the Neck and Shoulders -
Squeezing more Firmly Now -
Up to the base of the Skull -
And Behind each Ear ...
Next, quickly descend to the Center Vertebra -
The Spinal Column - Stop at Each Vertebra -
Rubbing in a Circular Motion ...
A good time to Unclip the Bra -
To access area more Easily ...
Continue Down ...
As you finally reach the Sacroiliac Region -
Go Deep! ‘Hint’ at both the Inner Thighs -
But Don’t Dwell There!
Down the back of the Right Leg -
Squeezing the Thigh, then Calf, then Ankle -
On to the Foot itself, the Instep, then the Toes!
Spend time massaging each Toe -
From Big down to ‘Teensy-Weenie’ -
Back to Instep, then Ankle ...
Now, Quickly move to Left Buttock -
Same Procedure, all the way Down -
To Left Little Toe!
It is important to be Quite Thorough -
And give Every Part ‘Equal Opportunity!’
As you finish that Little Toe -
Come very Slowly Up the Inner Thigh -
All the way to the Crotch ...
Then, swiftly switch to Right Inner Thigh -
Descending slowly to the Right Ankle ...
Now, Back to the Neck and Shoulders -
Making sure to reach fingers Forward -
Purposely touching each Breast Area ...
If you have done a nice, slow painstaking Time -
She should be thoroughly Relaxed by Now -
Whisper gently in her ear:
“Roll over, Sweetie, so I can do the Front!”
Breast massage should start softly, like a Butterfly -
Then, increase in pressure, Slowly -
Now pay Homage to each Nipple -
Ending with soft Kisses on Them ...
Time now to ‘Test the Waters’ -
One hand goes slowly, but Definitely -
Down to the abdomen, around the ‘Belly-Button’
Directly to the Mons Veneris ...
One Finger or Thumb Inserted -
‘Tests’ for Moisture ...
If There - Voila! You Have Scored a TD!
By now, Nature should take its Course -
Both of you should be Filled with Passion -
Do Whatever ‘Floats Your Boats!’
Long, Deep Kisses are a Good Start!
Uninformed Males Might Not Recognize
These ‘Procedures’ or ‘Techniques’ -
Having been Brutes or ‘A-Holes’
All their previous Lives ...
BUT - Trust Me ...
Every Female Alive Knows That ...
This is Called ... Really Good ...
FOREPLAY!
The Next Time your Honey Says:
“I’m Sorry - I Have a Headache!”
Now, you have the Answer - and - the Cure -
“You look awfully Tense - here let me Rub your Neck.”
This is certainly a huge improvement over emerging from the shower and doing the 'waggle-waggle'. LOL And I'm sure the time and the attention was much appreciated. Good behavior is often rewarded. Women do love a thorough man. Don't forget the kisses. They're really important.
Re-Release! No longer back-listed. Return to the Olde Ways. The hustle and bustle of modern day life has brought many of us to a quick fix attitude.This book is for those of you who are fed up; have looked at your life and your loved ones and realize
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Sand
Love ya!
Jane