“A desperate cry from Cookieville

Was heard through out the land

An ogre by the name of Ed

Crushed cookies by the hand”

From a Diabolical Poem by A Pax,

Entitled, ‘Ed Kostro, The Cookie Killer,

Part 2 of Cookies Gotz No Brains or Do They’

The Year:  2016

The Place:  The Outskirts of the Once Happy Hamlet of Cookieville

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This war has now raged on

For the last 10 very bloody years

Making a once jolly old ogre like me

Want to weep into my cookies and beer

I had once been extremely content

To devour a tiny Cookie Person or two

Only periodically raiding lovely Cookieville

I was a very happy ogre - I was never ever blue

Then an extremely fiendish human being came along

Who convinced these foolish Cookie People to fight back

Soon she taught them how to bake cookie decoys using cement

Now she is known far and wide as their leader – they call her A Pax

I had to have each and every one of my bloody teeth pulled

After I bit into those cement cookie decoys that very bloody day

So soon I had stainless steel incisors implanted in my cavernous mouth

Vowing that every cookie on Earth - for their vile treachery would now pay

So thus began the Great Cookie-Ogre War

And their leader had just begun her nasty tricks

Soon she had them baking cookie decoys with pins

Gaseous ingredients Ex-Lax and sharp jagged sticks

I now had to have my entire pummeled stomach encased in bronze

And I could no longer feed tasty Cookie People tidbits to my hounds

It was just too dangerous - so they ran off - with the Ice Cream Ogre

And now I’m by far the most bitter and the very loneliest ogre around

And to make matters even worse than they were

For my bulging bronze belly I could find no pants

Not even Manny’s Big Ogre Shop could help me now

Which irritated me beyond belief into a most violent rant

But to hell with wearing any pants these days

Now I have only one wretched desire in this vile life

I will devour each and every last cookie on planet Earth

Only then will I find some peace from this most hellish strife

And I’ve just sadly learned through the Very Disgruntled Ogre Grapevine

That A Pax now conspires with Martha Stewart to bake more noxious decoys

They are probably whipping up some very poisonous cookie decoys right now

Martha obviously learning how to make them in prison from nasty girls and boys

So Bring It On, Miss Very Diabolical Human A Pax,

I will keep devouring  every single cookie that I can find,

Gooey, crispy, crunchy, noxious, and yes, even cement flavored,

Your Followers, These Tiny Cookie People, Are Definitely All Mine!

MUUHAAHAAHAAHAA

&

SLURP SLURP BUURP…

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©2016, Ogre Ed