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Fungi Ben
by Budd Nelson → (All Poetry by Budd Nelson)
Sunday, December 24, 2017    Rated "PG13" by the Author.
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just a limerick that came to me today, with nothing to do with the season.

12-24-2017

 Fungi Ben is known to be quite a punner
he'd always played with words when he was younger
But when Sammy he wed
no meat was he fed
So now his sausage she holds 'til he's firmer

 


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 Reviews of "Fungi Ben"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 24, 2021
I CHOSE THIS WORK BECAUSE, THOUGH WRITTEN A WHILE AGO, IT WAS WRITTEN ON THE DAY BEFORE CHRISTMAS. AND KNOWING THAT ALL BLESSINGS, IN WHATEVER FORM...COME TO USE BECAUSE 'HE' CAME TO US...I TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO WISH YOU AND YOURS...THE CONTINUOUS FLOW OF A MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU! LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 30, 2018
Witty and humorous, Budd! I love limericks. I have written hundreds (actually, well over two thousand). I am about to publish the third volume of them. Love this one. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Stephen Pollard
Reviewed on January 10, 2018
Budd, sometimes, the ideas just come to you and have nothing to with anything, but we write them anyhow....And sometimes they are sone of our better writes....

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on December 26, 2017
I certainly hope that fungi have magical sexual powers… ;-)

"I'll have a cheese pizza please… And hold the sausage!"

Ron

Reviewed by Michael Schafer
Reviewed on December 25, 2017
I hope she didn't squeeze his sausage to tight.

Reviewed on December 25, 2017
a very funny limerick with great wording and deep meanings. . . enjoyed very much. Cheers, alex

Reviewed by Susanne Leist
Reviewed on December 24, 2017
Oh, my.

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on December 24, 2017
Eh . . . He'll firm up before long, just keep on holding on.


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