Limericks continued...
There was a redhead from France
Who wore tight pants when she danced
The men loved when she wiggled
And that made her giggle
So hard that she wet her own pants.
This cute professor was running amuck
Until she caught sight of the duck
It eyed her then quacked
Then jumped and attacked
It was then she knew she was f***ed.
Two friends had a problem so dark
Both shared a dilemma so stark
Though none understood
How the two of them could
Drive around in the car and just bark.
I knew of a clever young missy
Who was known to throw quite a hissy
High maintenance she said
As she threw back her head
Kiss me now or I’ll get rather pissy
Laurie B. Ballard
May 2012
Peace,
Dayvid