Once upon a time
You were
Prince Charming
And your soul
was
Snow White
Then you took
That first drink
Because you were
BASHFUL
And it worked
And you had another
And it was great
You were the life of the party
Surrounded by hot women
Like an ad for Bacardi
And you had another
And you were so
HAPPY
First you took a drink
And then the drink took a drink
Then the drink took the man
And you got a little
DOPEY
Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho
It's after work, let's go
To the bar
To Smoke and drink and curse and...
Heigh Ho...Hi, HO--
Take off your clothes, let's go
It ain't pretty being
EASY
Said the wrong thing
At the wrong time
To the wrong guy
Broke a bottle over his head
Because you were
GRUMPY
As you drove off
Into the sunset
You crashed your car
Into a bridge
Too bad you were
SLEEPY
If you want to live
Happily Ever After
Maybe it's time
To See
DOC
I like this Ken. Kind reminds me of myself until I woke up and quit drinking. I also drink to be more socialable. Peer pressure etc. You'er right, all drinking does is keep a person in trouble in one way or another. I haven't had a drink in about 15 years and don't miss it or the trouble it brings. My socialable life is great without alcohol. Good expression.
Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on April 5, 2003
Very clever indeed.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2003
Fun write!
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2003
Yes indeed....Unique.....and so very well thought out....Thanks, Dani
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2003
Sad isn't it...well done.
Reviewed by Woman Words (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2003
hate to say it but damn that Rolling Rock looks good...nice meaningful work
Reviewed by Jacqueline VanZandbeek (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2003
Very well written Ken. This is fascinating. Oh memories have flooded back from my childhood.
Jacqueline
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2003
Ken this is truly outstanding! Very unique and clever.
Re-Release! No longer back-listed. Return to the Olde Ways. The hustle and bustle of modern day life has brought many of us to a quick fix attitude.This book is for those of you who are fed up; have looked at your life and your loved ones and realize
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Very well thought out and teaches a very valuable lesson. Life is too precious to waste on a drink too many!
Jacqueline