A can't-miss Hollywood pitch session. Use it yourself, I don't care!
OKAY...
How 'bout this:
There's a retired cop
(Cynical but good-hearted)
Whose wife and kids
Are killed by...
Ummmmmmmmmmmm...
Let me think...
Drug Dealers.
So the Cop unretires
And teams up with...
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Let me think...
A beautiful but cynical FEMALE cop.
And a streetsmart wisecracking Black informant
Who knows Karate.
And they track down the Drug Dealers
Who ALSO know Karate
To their...
Ummmmmmm...
Let me think...
Lavishly equipped South American Fortress
And Blow it up
And Kick their Asses.
The Wholly Book of Genesis is a humorous satire on the first book of the Old Testament where the Story of Creation, the building of Noah's Ark, Sodom and Gomorrah and the families of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob are thoroughly spoofed and broadsided.
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