Monday’s Child

Monday's child is fair of face,
Tuesday's child is full of grace,
Wednesday's child is full of woe,
Thursday's child has far to go,
Friday's child is loving and giving,
Saturday's child must work for a living,
But the child that's born on the Sabbath day
Is fair and wise and good and gay.

               Funday’s Child

Monday’s PC is fast of pace.

Thus, Tuesday’s PC will lose the race

To Wednesday’s PC budget, so low on dough,

Causing Thursday’s PC not to want to go.

Friday’s PC is for a nerd, who is merely

Living for Saturday’s arrival, not for dearly

Allowing a child of Funday to attain

The sober experience of a cyber brain.

 Copyright © 2009 by Frank Koerner