Ode to being old how old can I get? Being old isn't bad sometimes being old you can say age before beauty Being old is the thing that you can say remember when remember when I was tv was better,I Love Lucy ,the Jack Par Show and then too Dragnet,even movies that never use special effects or three D Being old sometimes your body creaks, Being old your mind wonders when you sleep being old others must respect you I remember when I remember when Being old is the best thing in the world you get ice cream first and the last can of beer being old isn't so bad after all. end