Dogs talk to you in many ways to convey their needs and thoughts. This is my version of my dog Zippa's Auto biography. tell me I'm wrong.
Dogs can’t talk ? Wrong!! Anyone that’s in love with their dog will tell you different. In my personal experience, Doxy’s are stubborn and hardheaded but highly intelligent(maybe too smart for humans and consequently don’t fit the intelligent scale used by the so called experts).
They, for the most part are short haired ,and their facial expressions and body language tell you exactly what they’re saying, or thinking. That crazy wagging tail say’s it all. You are always their hero and their God, no matter your status in life. The expression loving you for richer or for poorer , for better or for worse, was never more truthful than when you own a dog, I’m sorry I miss phrased that.
The dog owns you at least mine does. This auto biography is my interpretation of what my little hound dog Zippa has conveyed to me of her character, actions, and life with Fran and I in the exciting years she’s owned us. You know I fully agree with that age old fact, “you can pay thousands of dollars for a dog, but only love will make it wag it’s tail.” Zippa was born wagging her tail. Life is what you make it and she don’t know how we made it this far without her; neither do we.
I thoroughly enjoyed this writing. Dogs are never with us forever , but Zippa will be. I only have to read a few pages to relive the fun and joy she brings. The ebook version is especially outstanding because all of the pictures are in full color. Love this story and the humor.
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