I think everyone should have a little fun in life. Does everything have to be for real?

A Three Year Old,

Hey now! Darn it all, I Think She’s turning in,
I guess it’s back to that ol’Doctor place again ,

She knows that elevator scares me, and almost makes me sick,,
There’s gotta be a doctor , on the first floor she could pick,

And here’s , that dumb ol’waiting room , it never changes scenes
Same ol’pictures on the wall and same ol’ magazines

I know she loves me dearly, but this visiting gives me fits,
All she does ,is fill out papers, stare at the wall, and sit,

The TV’s pretty worthless, with all that doctor stuff they show,
Parks and playgrounds would be better, It’d be something that I know,

Man, oh, how I hate it here , the air just burns my nose,
There’s some ol’man that’s next to me wearing smelly working clothes,

And now he seems quite nervous and keeps on watching me,
She said to quit my yawning it’s embarrassing to see,

Well ,we had got up way too early and I could really use a nap,
She said , “No don’t you look at me, you’re not getting in my lap,

I know that you’re still wondering ,if you’ll grow up to look like me,
Just remember you’re adopted and that can never be,”

Uh Oh, , I gotta pee real bad, and, the doctor’s looking in her ear,
She should have let me go at home , before we came in here,

I, tried my best to tell her, that I really need to go,
But she said, “just you hold on , I’ll let the doctor know,”

But I just couldn’t hold it, and peed there on the floor,
That nurse became quite angry and went running out the door,

The doctor kinda lost it, when I just couldn’t stop ,
Yeah, he had a right to holler, even yelling for a mop,

But he really didn’t have no call, to be grabbing at my neck,
Cause from a “Three Year Old Companion Dog”, what do you expect??

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