Maria, I Just Met A Girl Named Maria. by Ian R Thorpe
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edited: Monday, November 13, 2006
Posted: Monday, November 13, 2006
From time to time something happens that makes me feel I am once more young and attractive to the opposite sex. Such an instance was the e-mail I received this week from Maria. She wrote: "Hello Mr. Thorp. I am dark hair Russian, age 26, attractive professional lady and working in marketing structure selling cosmetic (ooh that accent sends chills up and down my spine.).I read your details on world wide web and find you interesting, attractive man (Isn't she wonderful?) I am intelligent, mature woman who is ready for creating family with good man. (ah - erm, creating family? As in making babies? She obviously didn't read the bit about the vasectomy...) Even if this is not your searching for in the future it would be fine if we can meet and do friendship (friendship, bugger! I thought I'd scored) or maybe do more than just friendship (I have scored!) Mail me, yours with love and many kisses, (now hang on girl, we haven't been properly introduced) Maria.
Needless to say I'm all of a flutter wondering does she have green eyes and those classic Russian cheekbones, is her accent really that cute and will the overdraft stretch to an hour of her time or just a quickie?
Thanks for the laugh. You know, as a writer doing research, did you reply?
Cynthia
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
hahahahaha....well that's a new one.
Usually it is someone from Nigeria that's going to make someone a rich woman/man. I usually answer with "Glad to help. Send $10,000USD and I'll put you on the list."
You know, I have this really good friend in Nigeria who writes to me regularly. He knows he can turn to me in his (frequent) hour of financial need. I wonder, does he know Maria?
Thanks for the laugh. You know, as a writer doing research, did you reply?
Cynthia
Usually it is someone from Nigeria that's going to make someone a rich woman/man. I usually answer with "Glad to help. Send $10,000USD and I'll put you on the list."
Elizabeth
Love,
CJ
I wonder. IS he Maria??
hey after almost 4 years as my buddy I may say..........Love Tinka....right????
LUV TINKerbell