A Dozen Reasons Redneck Women Cheat



1- Cause she’s horny and you aint

2-Cause the Viagra ran out and you don’t get paid til next week

3-She caught you wearin her panties and you look better in em than she does

4-Cause she caught you cheatin in the barn and she’s tired of you havin all the fun

5-She’s afraid you might give her mad cow disease (think about it)

6-She got tired of doin it in front of the tv while you race like a fiend down “Victory Lane" or holler “Touch Down” when you score

7-The last time she shaved her legs six months ago, you didn’t even notice

8-She gets a better ride on the tractor or the mule

9-She’s addicted to “Raw” and “Smack Down” and the Undertaker is more lively than you

10-You called her uncle a bad name and she don’t take kindly to you talkin about her former fiancé

11-You go coon huntin three times a week and beaver huntin only twice a year

12-The last time she wanted to spoon you won’t hungry

If you recognize any of these here reasons, then you better follow her next Friday night to bingo or choir practice cause some man’s about to win big and make the fat lady sing.

8/24/2007 La Belle Rouge