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A Dozen Reasons Redneck Women Cheat
By La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart   
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Last edited: Wednesday, July 02, 2008
Posted: Friday, August 24, 2007

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This Is Some Serious Sh_t

A Dozen Reasons Redneck Women Cheat

1- Cause she’s horny and you aint

2-Cause the Viagra ran out and you don’t get paid til next week

3-She caught you wearin her panties and you look better in em than she does

4-Cause she caught you cheatin in the barn and she’s tired of you havin all the fun

5-She’s afraid you might give her mad cow disease (think about it)

6-She got tired of doin it in front of the tv while you race like a fiend down “Victory Lane" or holler “Touch Down” when you score

7-The last time she shaved her legs six months ago, you didn’t even notice

8-She gets a better ride on the tractor or the mule

9-She’s addicted to “Raw” and “Smack Down” and the Undertaker is more lively than you

10-You called her uncle a bad name and she don’t take kindly to you talkin about her former fiancé

11-You go coon huntin three times a week and beaver huntin only twice a year

12-The last time she wanted to spoon you won’t hungry

If you recognize any of these here reasons, then you better follow her next Friday night to bingo or choir practice cause some man’s about to win big and make the fat lady sing.

8/24/2007 La Belle Rouge


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Reviewed by Dark Knight 8/27/2009
LOL-Lord deliver me from a Redneck woman
Reviewed by Taylor Ryan 9/11/2007
I am headin' for the men's installment...and quickly. This is hillarious...
Reviewed by Aberjhani 8/26/2007
This is hilarious to the point of being dangerous:-) but my guess is more women are laughing than men! Thanks for sharing a good stress buster and some serious food for thought on the side.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes 8/26/2007 said it all and much more!!


Love Tinkaaaa
Reviewed by Southern Comfort 8/25/2007
A BIG AMEN! Sissy! You are too adorable and so damn SMART! LOVE YOU! Sissy SC
Reviewed by Carole Mathys 8/25/2007
LOL, this is such a hoot!

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone 8/25/2007
Very funny indeed, I love this, you are so awesome...Does, Jeff Foxworthy know about you? He could use these in his Redneck act.

Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"
Reviewed by M.Bennett Hooper (Mikii) 8/25/2007
OMG how funny I had to send to two of my redneck friends. NOT! Somebody goin come and gitchu! PLB&G for caring and sharing. ROFL. <Mikii>
Reviewed by Georg Mateos 8/25/2007
Uproariously funnee, one of mah lille ones said baae-baae to me, ain't no need for thah Viagra ting, plenty sheep around.
See ya soon?
Reviewed by Ann Scarborough 8/24/2007
That is where that uncouth person in Lacy Things came from!!! I wondered. He is a redneck and more than likely has a redneck wife to boot.
Sissy this is a hoot!!! Rednecks, rednecks, rednecks!
Love it.
Reviewed by Felix Perry 8/24/2007
OMG Too funny Belle, love it.

Reviewed by Lewis Findley (Reader) 8/24/2007
And THATS just for starters now. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reviewed by Walt Hardester 8/24/2007
Ya gotta love a woman who knows her trailer park neighbors

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader) 8/24/2007
What a trashy bit of writin' . . . And I luv it cuz I been wonderin' 'bout that doohicky Doddering Dottie keeps on 'er neck . . . Reckon? . . . Naw . . . Not Dottie . . . I'm a hirin' me a private dick . . . oops! Wrong durn coice of words . . .

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