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If There Weren't Any Canadians You'd Have To Invent Them.
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Last edited: Thursday, January 31, 2008
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About thirty - five years ago a TV drama imprinted itself on the national consciousness here in Britain because of the insight it gave into racial. It was titled "If There Weren’t Any Blacks You’d Have To Invent Them," and described how a whole mythology of difference had been built around the fact that some people have darker skin than others.

In the past few days I have been intrigued by a story emerging from a district attorney’s office Texas. It seems a memo sent by an assistant DA to a prosecutor congratulated him on overcoming "a subversive defence that had some Canadians on the jury feeling sorry for the defendant.

Had I read this literally it would have been quite surprising to learn of Canadians sitting on a jury in Texas., however is spite of having seen "Canadians" being used as a derogatory term before I had not encountered its meaning "black people."

There are many reasons why America’s Rabid Right, particularly those down in the Bible Belt would want to disparage Canadians, their irreligiousness, laid back attitude, strict laws on gun ownership, tolerant attitude to abortion and their anti war stance to name but a few. And there is also the irritating fact that like the Irish and Swedes, Canadians are sure of a warm welcome anywhere in the world simply because their country does not stomp around the globe pissing off other nations. But why use "Canadians" as a term for wogs*.

Well the point of that TV drama, in which the main characters were a blind man, a man who refused to open his eyes thus needing to be led by the bind man, and a man who insisted on walking backwards. The allegory is clear, there are many ways of refusing to see what is going or around us. And what reminded me of the play in that court case down in Texas is the way "Canadians have been drafted in as a convenient cover for all those words some people resent not being allowed to use to categorise people we dislike, distrust or find threatening. Of course I could be judging those Texans harshly, I know lots of Texans who are charming and perfectly reasonable people, but it is also possible that many from the Lone Star State have not only never stepped across America’s northern border or even seen a Canadian and so they assume Canadians must be different. If not they would be Americans, and every Texan knows Mexicans are different but Mexicans are easy to spot. Silly Hats, silly accents and silly moustaches, no problemo.

Bearing in mind it is The Bible Belt we are talking about, an area where black Americans might think it foolish to stray out of their own neighbourhood, there are precedents for people in isolated communities thinking strangers with a different physical appearance are something frightening or exotic. The native people of the Caribbean Islands and central America mistook the Spanish Conquistadors for Gods and the people of some Islands in the Indian Ocean thought the first Dutch sailors they encountered were demons. So is it any wonder some Texans think black people are Canadians, after all Canada must seem like a distant and almost mythical land to folk so detached from civilised society they have gone beyond having eyebrows that meet in the middle and now have eyes that meet in the middle.

The only thing this proves is when a problem goes that deep it is going to take a lot more than empty talk about dreams, visions, hope and change to tackle it head on.

*Wogs. A mildly derogatory term, it derives from an acronym stamped on the travel documents of native workers employed on government projects in the British Empire. Workers On Government Service could, by putting in a certain number of years, gain citizenship rights.


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Reviewed by Nell Gavin
Reviewed on February 3, 2008
Hey Ian, I hadn't heard about this one (interesting that you heard about it in England before I heard about it in Texas). I was fascinated enough to google the article, which I found at http://aidanmaconachyblog.blogspot.com/2008/02/is-canadian-new-n-word.html.

And once again, if there wasn't an Ian, I'd have to invent him.

Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on January 31, 2008
Good one -liked this, clever - says a lot very well!

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