Appalachian State “Brand”

Old #5 Grade 1-AA

Ann Arbor’s Finest !!

Wolverine “Big House” Stew      

Featuring:

Ground up bits of rancid Championship wolverine, shredded pigskin and assorted road kill in a surprisingly sweet broth made with pure mountaineer spring water and 5 rank herbs and spices.

·        Contains no MSG, green wienies, or heart

·        Concentrated – Serves 110,000

·        Terrific with goat and Boone’s Farm

·        Calms that Saturday afternoon UPSET stomach

Caution: Contents under pressure – could pose choking hazard

Serve it at your next block party along with your favorite Carr-bonated beverage