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THIS IS RADIO DID-DIDDY-DA-DOT, SHUT UP!!!!!
by John W Townsend   
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Ever tuned into a find a radio station and got hooked on tuning?

It started out as an innocent attempt to find some quite music, just there lurking in the background, at least that was the plan.

I had twiddled the the radio dial in several directions, causing a most obnoxious load of twaddle, but somehow it got me hooked.

I forget how long it was that I half listened to this and that station, and how many stations it was that I listened too. All I became aware of was that I must have started picking up sub-liminal messages, for I recall that the frequency hiss and chatter started to make some sense.

Oh call me off the edge or what ever, I tell you there are forces out there, and they are filling in the gaps between stations, you mark my words. Its twiddle twaddle, I tell you I started to pick up messages, well thats what I led people to believe.

It was if I am to be honest the man next door in flat 6, he was going stark raving mad at my, scanning the airwaves. I admit I did linger a rather long time, two hours plus: and it was not subliminal messages, it was his banging on the wall, I think he was trying to send me an audible message.

Anyway yesterday I bought myself an auto scan radio, no more messages.


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