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There's No Such Thing As a Stupid Question!
by Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)   
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Last edited: Wednesday, September 05, 2012
Posted: Wednesday, September 01, 2010

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I don't know which is more annoying...stupid questions...or stupid answers...or BOTH! Both make for a little humor...and in this case...stupid questions...and there are too many to list...

If you want stupid questions...you've come to the right place.  Shall we get started...I know the reader can hardly wait...

- Why is the word abbreviation so long? 

- Does Wal Mart sell walls?

- Since American's throw rice at weddings...do Asians throw hamburgers?

- After they make the Styrofoam...what do they ship it in?

- Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

- What's wrong with the Dallas Cowboys?  A. Jerry Jones;

- Can anyone tell me when the Midnight Mass starts?

- Why did the chicken cross the road? 

- Are there many un-guided missles?

- Why are 'wise men' and 'wise guys' the opposite? 

- What do batteries run on?

- Are part-time bandleaders call semi-conductors? 

- Do coffins have a life-time guarantee? 

- Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

- Can a fat person go skinny-dipping?

- Isn't it a bit unerving that doctors call what they do a 'practice?'  

- What do they call a French kiss in France?

- What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea company? 

- Can you get cavities in your dentures, if you use too much artificial sweetner?

- Cute as a button.  Is that supposed to be a compliment? 

- What do we call a male Ladybug?

- Crime doesn't pay, so does it mean that my job is a crime?

- If something goes without saying...why do people say it?   

- Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

- Do cemetary workers prefer to work the graveyard shift?

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge...would they call it ' FedUp?' 

- What happens if you're in a survival course...and you don't pass?

- What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

- Do fish get thirsty?

- Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- What if someone dies in the living room?

- So mass murderers only kill in church?

- Most mothers feed their babys with little spoons and forks.  What do the Chinese mothers use?  Toothpicks? 

- Do pilots take crash courses?

- What is a free gift?  Aren't all gifts free?

- We've all heard of hard liquor...is there soft liquor?

- How come wrong numbers are never busy?

- How dead is the Dead Sea?

- How do they get deer to cross the road near the yellow sign every time? 

- How do you get off a non-stop flight? 

- How do you know if you've run out of invisible ink?

- How do you throw away a garbage can?

- Why are all the blackboards called that, when some of them are green?

- Why are American parks administered by the Department of Interior? 

- In the obituary column of the newspaper...why do these people always die in alphabetical order? 

- How does the guy who drives the snow-plow get to work in the morning?

- Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of asteroids? 

- How long is the long arm of the law?

- Why are some gay people so unhappy? 

- Why is there an Interstate highway in Hawaii? 

- Why are they called 'stands' when they are made for sitting?

- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, and 365 days a year...why are there locks on the doors?

- Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmuts?

- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 

- Why do hot-dogs come ten to a package; and the buns only eight to a package? 

- If a vegetarian eats vegetables...what does a humantarian eat? 

- Why do some people drive on parkways...and some people park on driveways? 

- Why do some people tell you when they are speechless? 

- Why do they call it life insurance?

- If corn oil is made from corn...what is baby-oil made from? 

- Why do we call them restrooms...when nobody goes there to rest?

- If rabbit's feet are so lucky...what happened to the rabbit? 

- Do vampires got AIDS?

- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

- What is the speed of dark?

- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

- Do witches run spell-checkers?

- When day breaks...who fixes it?

- When dog food is new and improved...who tests it? 

- What is the synonym for thersaurus?

- Does a man-eating shark...eat women, too?

And finally...last but certainly not least (hooray-hooray!)...the final entry...

- Do television evangelists do more than lay people? 

Professionals and others are right...there's no such thing as a stupid question in this society!    Smart people ask stupid questions...and I'm not that smart! 

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Reviewed by Karim Jessa 9/25/2011
Very funny. I'm afraid to say anymore than this, for fear you might make a stupid question out of it.
Actually, I guess I'll add this: It's more than just funny. It's very intelligent as well.
Reviewed by Mary Grace Patterson 9/2/2010
I enjoyed reading this . Much thought went into writing these lines! I'd like to know the answer to some....M
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