I think one of the main reasons why people come here, is because they like to feel like they're not the only people in the world who are stupid. In other words...by coming here, they feel like they among friends and millions of others who are stupid just like them. People who come here, have not cornered the market on stupidity...not a chance, pal...
- Why is it called a 'drive thru' when you have to stop?
- If we evolved from monkeys and apes...why are there sitll monkeys and apes?
- How do they get the deer to cross at the yellow road sign?
- What was the best thing before sliced bread?
- If flying is so safe...why do they call the airport a terminal?
- Can a vegetarian eat animal crackers?
About this time, you're really starting to feel like you're just as stupid as some of these whistles, right? Don't feel bad about yourself...there's a little stupid in all of us...in some...more than others!
- Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?
- If Superman is so smart...why does he wear his underpants on the outside?
- Hey...accidents happen...just ask your parents!
- Why is it that rain drops...but snow falls?
- If electricity comes from electrons...where does morality come from?
- Why do people spend $2 on those little bottles of Evian water, know that spelling it backwards is 'Naive?'
- If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu...would you get a Bullshit?
Aren't we having fun? Or is that just another stupid question...I'll leave you alone...so you can appear to be intelligent as you go through this list...
- Why do they call it stairs on the inside...and steps on the outside? Boy, you're really going to lose sleep over this one, eh?
- Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed?
- Why does a person who handles your investments called a broker?
- Why is Grape Nuts, the cereal called that, when is contains neither grapes or nuts?
- Why do they call 'getting your dog fixed' if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
- Why do they sterilize needles for leathal injections?
- Why do banks leave the front door wide open...but chain their pens to the counter?
- Why are softballs hard?
- If an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lime called a green and a lemon called a yellow?
- If a #2 pencil is the most popular...then why is still #2?
- Why is an electric outlet called an outlet, when you plug things into it...shouldn't it be called an 'inlet?'
- How come you press harder on the remote control when you know the battery is dead?
- Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he usually doesn't wear any pants?
- Can an oriental person become dis-oriented?
- Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous, when the first thing they ask your to do, is to stand up and introduce yourself..."Hi, my name is Bob!"
Now, that you've wasted your time with this piece and got nothing out of it...you can go on with your life and find better, productive things to do with your life...
Nobody's going to call you stupid...even if you come here to waste your time...right, STUPID?
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