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Ten Signs It's Time To Take A Bath
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Last edited: Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Posted: Tuesday, January 21, 2014

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Time For A Bath!

10 Signs It’s Time To Take A Bath
By La Belle Rouge

Your feet have turned orange and black

You itch in unmentionable places

Your underwear feels like its been starched

You have to tie a bone around your neck to get the dog to play with you

Your conversations are getting shorter and distance to others longer

Your roommate or significant other has to take a long business trip

They give you a leave of absence at work

It smells like you’re wearing “Evening In The Barnyard” for perfume

If you could run away from yourself you would

You have to sneak up on the bathtub

1/21/2014 La Belle Rouge

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Reviewed by Mary Ann Biddinger

Reviewed on February 12, 2014

~Lady La Belle~
Laughing!! The bathtub and bubbles will turn brown!! Cute write.

Lady Mary Ann

Reviewed by D. Vegas (Reader)

Reviewed on January 27, 2014

Being a tomboy growing up I had many days getting dirty...very cute
Belle!

Always,

Deborah

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks

Reviewed on January 24, 2014

Love me some dirty humor.

Reviewed by E Phillips

Reviewed on January 22, 2014

Hiillllarious!!
Laughed so hard I took a shower just to be on the safe side.

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on January 22, 2014

Very cute and funny. You need to make more posts like this. I myself, prefer Corral No.5.

That sounds like me on a daily basis.

Ron

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Reviewed on January 21, 2014

Okay. I agree. Only question I have is how'd the heck did you get that way in the first place?

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