LOL!!! Ahem... ahem... well, now... speaking from my experience regarding asses... ahem... which includes the fascinated observation of many of those as they go about their daily routines (asses of many shapes, with different attitudes, coming from various walks or pastures of life)... ahem... aheeeeemmmm... I have to share something I learned: Truly "wild" asses will not willingly welcome kisses; they are very determined, very strong-minded, and sometimes will back when one would expect them to go forward. They will also... kick, when least expected. They're the ultimate s(ass)ies! ;0) And, needs to be admited... they're lots of fun!!! LOLOLOL!!!
(I can't resist it... I'll just have to read this poem to the two little wild asses who live at our yard, Gusta and Benta! They'll LOVE it... and will no doubt wink knowingly... LOL!)
You're the BEST! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Love&Light*
Alexandra*
I'd say five - as the last ass referral could be read in two double entendre ways. But if this poem is meant literally, I hope you have plenty of pasture to accomodate these sprightly creatures.
CJ
Well Leland it's always good to see you..and I'm sure those 'wild asses' feel the same way! lol
Happy Valentine's to ya! Now run out and get ya some chapstick,,you may need it!
Hey, I know two really wild asses, shiver and shake them can do, but they are stubborn too...will keep you busy till next Valentines day they will...ed
Haha!!! Don't knows about all those entendres, there, Leland, but I think you are onto something. Hell, wild ass for valentines might spread and become a custom. Now see what you have done.
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(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
(I can't resist it... I'll just have to read this poem to the two little wild asses who live at our yard, Gusta and Benta! They'll LOVE it... and will no doubt wink knowingly... LOL!)
You're the BEST! {{{{{{{{{{{{{{hugs}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
Love&Light*
Alexandra*
still laughing..
Vesna:)
Regis
Ron
Love the silly side of you!!
Thanks for sharing Leland!!
Love Tinka
CJ
Thanks for the laugh, Leland.
Peace,
Carolyn
Happy Valentine's to ya! Now run out and get ya some chapstick,,you may need it!
Lisa
two double entendre's
two innuendoes
two cheeks and
toooooooooooooo funny;-)!!!
Eileen