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Another little rhyme from my collection "A Dummies Guide To The Human Body, mainly because I set myself a target for hits at AD this year but after starting well I was slacking though most of the summer and so I'm a tad desperate now.
A mouth's main job is to let people eat It has red lips to make it look neat With pearly white teeth And a chin underneath And a tongue, just to make it complete A mouth can have lots of fun It can eat an ice-cream or a bun Scoff fish and chips And make use of its lips When snogging needs to be done

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Reviewed by Regis Auffray

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

Delightfully done, Ian. I don't often write in rhyme and rhythm but I did post one today that is written in this fashion. Thank you for sharing your wit. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 13, 2006

You just have a way with words...hope this will bring up the count for you!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on October 13, 2006

Indeed go no farther...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 13, 2006

Excellent humor, it gave me a smile...thanks, Ed

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on October 13, 2006

Hi Ian:

It's a great poem! A delightful read indeed!!!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

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