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· A Stroke of Luck


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· The King of the Ribble Delta Blues Singers (humour)

· A Stroke of Luck - Chapter 19

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· Is The Universe Helping Us Think

· Deliberately Wrecking Our Environment

· Why War Is Inevitable

· Helping The Mind Cope With Stress


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  Eat The Oyster
by Ian R Thorpe
Wednesday, May 28, 2003
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This poem perfectly describes the eating of an oyster. Anything else is in your mind......!
Not to be taken seriously - I just temporarily lost the poem I intended to post.


To the neophyte it can be a daunting challenge

to unlock the enigma of the oyster

and taste the secret within.

Once the knack is learned, eating the Oyster

will become the sublime pleasure.

 

First apply light pressure at the point

Where two halves join. See beads of

Released moisture anoint the bearded lips.

 

Now the shell may be opened.

Prise the halves apart with deft touch

and bow your head to sip liquor

smooth as nacre and tasting

of mermaids' kisses. Next seperate

the flesh and reach with seeking tongue,

probe slowly as if looking for a pearl.

 

Savour with pleasure silken texture,

Enjoy the salt - smacked taste without haste.

Allow the tongue to linger and explore

the interior of the shell until with a shudder

of satisfaction the act concludes.

The Oyster is eaten.

 

 

 

 

 

 


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Reviewed by Theresa Koch
HMMM~ Interesting and quite the twist on words;)
Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
This is splendid write....fine write....BHUWAN
Reviewed by Ronald Dondiego
Leaves one with a thirst for more and more of this kind of sensual delight. Of eating Oysters, of course. RD
Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
My oh my, you delicious boy! ;) I enjoy your food fetishes, they go right along with mine. ;)~ BTW, I did Email our Sara, so there! lol

Love, Jan xoxoxoxo
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik
My, my, my! Could FEEL this one.. decorum prevents me from saying where! (giggle). You're a clever one, Ian. Ok.. everyone INTO THE SHOWERS! katy.
Reviewed by Diana
"allow the tongue to linger and explore," my favorite as i am VERY orally fixated. ther release of salty moistness makes my tongue salivate like pavlov's dog. ummmm, feed me!
Reviewed by Sara Russell
This was fun to read... you can't beat rude food. thanks for posting.... Sara.
Reviewed by C. Gourlay (Reader)
don't like oysters, but i'd like to share this with my husband :) (kidding, he already knows how to eat an oyster)
Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
5-28-03

Neat Even Tho I Don't Like Oysters!

TRASK
Reviewed by T. Emilie Dybevik (Reader)

this leaves a girl with the feeling "How does it feel ta want!"......... this was awesome...lol...:) I loved it! What girl wouldn't?!!!

Thank you,

Teresa
Reviewed by Sara Coslett
I would say you captured the act quite realistically. Which act I will not say :-)
Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Sneaky, no matter what you say. Love it.
Reviewed by Candida Eittreim
OOOOOOOOO wickedly subtle! I love the picture this evokes

Candida
Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Some prefer digging where they hide,
Some rather have 'em on the side,
Some love 'em shucked and dried,
Lector like his battered and fried.
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