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Honey Pot
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This should have been up for Valentine's day buy I was otherwise engaged. A cute little poem about Pooh and Piglet, two of the favourite pet names used in Valentine's personal messages in U.K. newspapers. Pooh of couse is always trying to steal Piglet's hunny in the stories. Well what else could you think I meant?


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Dear Piglet will you let me be
your bear of little brain?
I am filled with all the love and longing
a small bear can contain.
Pack a picnic basket, let us meet
in hundred acre wood,
with Christopher Robin grown up and gone
now we need not be good.
We can spread out our groundsheet in
some quiet, shaded spot
and I will sit very close to you to
dip my finger in your hunny pot.

And we can stay out all night long
or stay out all our life,
nobody ever looks in our toybox,
we can do what we like.
With many grown up games to play
we can have lots of fun
and discover all the secret pleasures;
things they protect toys from
I will make you happy my love
So long as I can put
my arms around your slender body
and my finger in your hunny pot.

 

 


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Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on February 20, 2004
Sigh.. I can't bear for you to bare it all, all at once, Piglet, me sweet... A lickin' good lark, here, Ian.. NOTE to Piglet: don't give up all your hunny, honey.. let him stay a teeny bit hungry. (grin) You're a hot one, Mr. Thorpe! katy xox.

Reviewed by Janet Caldwell
Reviewed on February 19, 2004
Very sexy my sweet. Mwuahhh!!!

Love, Jan xoxoxo

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Uniquely Funny Valentines Play To Give To Your Girlfriend__

Where You Been!?

TRASK

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
very very cute
thanks for sharing!!!

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Cute write!

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Hi Ian, I like the way your mind works. Hope you are better?

Love,
Sara

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
he-he now this was cute! Loved it!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Adorable posting Ian!!

My voice even when why up as I was reading it loud in hi-tone....lol!

love Tinka

Reviewed by Andrea Da Costa (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
LOL This is absolutely gorgeous....I love Winnie the Pooh but piglet is my favourite, I always related to him when I was a kid :-)

Andrea

Reviewed on February 18, 2004
(((ian)))

APPLAUSE--this is adorable! not appropriate for little ones, but such a delight for us grown up kids :) hee hee *BRAVO!* i loved pooh and piglet, still do--still have my copy of the ee milne book i had as a child :)

(((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Ian, Glad to see you posting! This is adorable! I'm just a big kid I guess but I love Winnie the Pooh! The whole lot of them are my favorite cartoon characters! Lovely write! Lisa

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
Well, Ian Double-entendre Thorpe, you have done yourself proud with this little beauty of a poem. A chuckle for grown up girls and boys.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on February 18, 2004
lol very good.........i adore this!!!


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