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Mr. Hot Dog Head Hits the Road
by +Steven Curtis Lance → (All Poetry by +Steven Curtis Lance)
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"May you reach that big bun in the sky"


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Mr. Hot Dog Head Hits the Road

Goodbye Mr. Hot Dog Head goodbye
Your past is frying your fat at last
May you reach that big bun in the sky
Run along and try to catch it fast

Although I will not miss you still I
Marvel at the shifting shadings of
Your proud pulsing purple hot dog head
I wish you had somebody to love
But I see at least you are well fed

Goodbye Mr. Hot Dog Head goodbye
Your flushed head flashing red as you go
Your only love is the kind you fry
But all you can do is what you know

Your inner rebirth is in your girth
And we both know that you cannot grow
In any other way at least today
Good luck now as you wander the earth
But please Mr. Hot Dog Head: stay away

+Steven Curtis Lance



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Reviewed by Chrissy McVay
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
Love it!

Chrissy

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
I've never seen Ed laugh so much and for so long after reading a poem. He called me to read it and I had a good laugh too. Thanks for sharing. You have a comic gift and should use it more often.
Chanti

Reviewed by Edwin Larson
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
LOL...Steven, I also read the previous poem on Mr. Head and both are a riot. Without even knowing the flesh-headed subject, I'm still laughing. Man you do have some interesting characters in your life :)
Take care.

Reviewed by Lew Duffey
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Be careful how you bad mouth Mr. Hot Dog Head. He is one frank Furter. LOL
Funny write.
God Bless,
Lew

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Your tongue-in-cheek humor is wild and zany again in this cute poem, Steven. You brought the giggles again!
Hugs,
CJ

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
You tell him, Stevie! I think I know a few like "him." Love and peace to you,

Regis


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