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Bonded In Battle (My Ass) - a response
by Roger A. Ochs → (All Poetry by Roger A. Ochs)
  
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Children, look behind you
See my shiny bald pate.
Children, you are pissing me off
'Twas I who set up your date.

Her scepter in her left hand.
His sword grasped in his right.
Relax you little ass-holes
And don't be so uptight.

You think that you are heroes
Off on a mighty quest.
I think you look like idiots
Not knowing what is best.

Turn to one another.
Empty out your hands
Cut the war-like crap
And grab each others glands.


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What's the sense of "bodice ripping" if no one's getting it on?

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Reviewed on December 2, 2002
omg I love coming here! lmao

Reviewed by Adam Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on November 21, 2002
a sense of purpose without a purpose for the senses is like trying to build a pyramid from the top down. I agree. thanks.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 17, 2002
explore those glands.....still there??

hehehehe

this is good

Love

Tinka

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on November 12, 2002
I think the bald, silvery guy is waiting for the right moment to bang their heads together. The topic of bodice ripping, however, could be explored in another poem.

Reviewed by jing javier
Reviewed on November 11, 2002
amusing.so hillarious.. =)

a very good write!

Reviewed on November 10, 2002
Nice write Roger!!!!! This was very thought-provoking....

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on November 9, 2002
LOL this is really funny!

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on November 8, 2002
Just like when I was a kid.. had to stay in bed cuz of swollen glands... you too??? ok ok .. get in..Ahem! katy. (I love this one).

Reviewed by richard poor
Reviewed on November 7, 2002
me thinketh,this is the worldeth....

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2002
Roger you are so wickedly funny!!

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 7, 2002
here here!!!

Reviewed by Theresa Koch
Reviewed on November 7, 2002
Ha-Ha this was FANTABULOUS;)
LOL!!!!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
Very funny I'm laughing and that's worth a lot;-) LOL well done!

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
We need this comic relief Roger. Fit perfectly! Bill

Reviewed on November 6, 2002
LOLLOLLOL...this is hysterical! :) (((HUGS))) and love, karla. :)

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
Uniquely you did it--uniquely it did fit
For sir, you are indeed a veritable wit!
(Enjoyed your "take" on the challenge)

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
Put a smile on this dial... Too funny, Ty, Dani

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
Hahaha - thanks for the reminder to "Make Love, Not war!"

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
Excellent , my friend.
Keep them coming!
Hugggs

Reviewed by Calendula Petal (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
Hahahaha, love it!
gland grabbing has always been a hobby of mine too.
I think she is saying...my wand needs dusting, its got spiders webs all over it.

Reviewed by Maria Lupinacci
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
LOL!! This was a very cool write!!
Good One indeed!!

Hugs,
Maria

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
This is what I call GREAT STUFF! I love pollictial commentary and satire. I also like Mammary Glands.

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
I am very upset with this. How could you take such a masterful picture and turn it into a laughing matter.
You should be ashamed !!!!!!!! Bad Boy!!!!!
lol

Oh but you are so good when you are bad
I loved this take on the pic
you are really too much
thanks for my morming giggle

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
ha - very funny
I like the outcome

Reviewed by Tracey Hardie
Reviewed on November 6, 2002
Laughing.. I like you take on this one...


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