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Buffalo Gets a Ride
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Annie Oakley stalled her ride

Mistook the clutch for the brake

Tie rods in the desert

Engine left for dead

Registration expired

Buffalo pies lead the way to the Oasis

A day’s hard hike maybe two

Rattle snake chatter provides the song

Bleached bones provide the view

Salesman didn’t mention warranty

Lancaster twelve bore will rectify

Bill will be furious

But her wild west bare back show will go on

Las Vegas never sleeps

 

 

 

 

Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

 

 


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 Reviews of "Buffalo Gets a Ride"
Reviewed by Sylvia Corsini (Reader)
Reviewed on September 10, 2010
OK

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Always blame it on the salesman... Just think, you coulda bought a Yugo....cheap...somewhere...

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 28, 2010
Another cute one, Patrick. Well done.

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
I feel sorry for poor Annie Oakley. But the show does go on and Wild Bill finally gets a piece. Good write Patrick.

Peace,
Dayvid

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
A friend just returned from the Las Vegas area...I've never been there, never west of Missouri...an east coast boy...neat things to read about though...e

Reviewed by The Poetess
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
A nice reminder of the deserts I've roamed.

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on August 27, 2010
Calamity Jane Kissed a Girl and She Liked It

Fringe dripping crotch
Hump feels her out
Buffalo Heat Swelled Billie bean
Hickok ain't nowhere to be seen
Calamity hisses at the rattler
Same sex mean
She kisses a Vegas Drag Queen
Goes down for the count
69 seconds elapse
Sin City Comes up blazing sevens
Neon Preacher dies with fake eyes
Rattler shoots venom in his own leg
Hickok arrives on the scene
Back to Tombstone to Boot Hill
They're playing Taps

Copyright 8.27.2010 Sage Sweetwater


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