Well life can deliver

you a surprise

for Arthur the Cat

it arrived overnight.

After his mugshot

appeared over the internet

the Press were there

cameras and all.

Arthur had barely opened his eye's

when he came through the Cat Flap

what a surprise,

there they were

one and all

cameras rolling

interviews being sought.

Well this sudden Fame

when to his head

falling out of a tree

was not so bad,

yet all he could do

was stand and grin

his mouth was gobsmacked

his legs stuck to the spot,

it all became

quite embarassing

as all his mates stood and stared

'Come on Arthur, give a few words.'

So it was he gathered his poise

opened his mouth

then said a few words,

'Thank you for comming

Hollywood next stop.'

with that everyone gave a cheer

Arthur was now in lights

Fame had tickeled his whiskers

left and right.