Of all the mythological stories, some never got all their glories. Penus was a god very well known, infact he could rise to be as hard as a bone. Then magically he could go limp, and retreat like a childish imp.
Penus could rise to the occassion, with the proper persuasion. Everyone knew Penus, especially the lovely goddess Venus. Penus, was always looking for Venus.
All down through the ages, Penus was forgotten on the historical pages. Out from the cosmos, Penus is yelling, because everyone changed his name spelling. Penus can't stand this, the phony name penis.
Then again he could be confused, especially after being beat and abused. The other male gods of love, forced Penus hard on the shove. But penus took the abuse, he was familiar with his job use.
Thanks for the brillient insight.....outasight....IuPoen!!
Love Tinka
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Ah, ya gotta love those forgotten mythological stories! Good one! Here's one I just read in "People of the Silence," a fictional mythos about the Southwest Indians. Coyote, always the trickster, went out one day and hid in the grass, with his penis all coiled up in a basket on his back. Coyote waited until a young Indian lady came walking by, and he sent his penis wriggling through the grass toward her. She, thinking it was a snake, picked up a rock and half beat that penis to death! ROFLMSAO!!! No wonder Coyote has such an attitude!
Ted
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
All I can say is oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sweet sweet man LOL...HUGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Reviewed by Michael Mathieu (Reader)
Reviewed on February 16, 2007
Well all I can say is Bravo,Penisimo,Well done my friend,
Michael
Well, I never..."Penus?" I thought that was a rank in the German Gestapo? After spending some research on this, I found,"Penus De Milo"
but that god was a Hermaphrodite, best known power was Its ability to perform sex changes in three seconds or less...sometimes, in about half that time...one and a half seconds or less, one can notice a "Penussy", but, just "Penus?" ... yeah...I guess your right, they've taken him off the internet too...damn those gods!
And HE did! LOL!
Your too much!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
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Thanks for the brillient insight.....outasight....IuPoen!!
Love Tinka
Ted
Michael
but that god was a Hermaphrodite, best known power was Its ability to perform sex changes in three seconds or less...sometimes, in about half that time...one and a half seconds or less, one can notice a "Penussy", but, just "Penus?" ... yeah...I guess your right, they've taken him off the internet too...damn those gods!
And HE did! LOL!
Your too much!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
This is quite the story. (lol) I hope there's more.