Zeus was waiting to be annointed,
but instead he got dissappointed.
Venus and Aphrodite went on strike,
they refused to fall for Zeus' psych.
Zeus wanted sexual healing,
but the goddesses wasn't dealing.

Venus and Aphrodite needed a break,
getting lost was no mistake.
After hearing about Penus being sheared,
the two goddesses disappeared.
Zeus started losing his mind,
then went after human kind.

Down to the earth he flew,
every beautiful female he planned too do.
He did not mind changing his size,
especially if out of it he got a rise.
Zeus wrote the book on cohabitation,
he had no problem mixing with humans,
as long as it served his sexual relation.
Mortals could hear his voice squealing,
"I need my sexual healing."
Too them it sounded like thunder,
too the goddesses they knew it was
a ruler of the gods blunder.

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