Penus' first love arrow misses,
hits an old witch hag,
who throws him kisses.
All around Penus head,
he hears her hisses.
Penus tries to escape her desire,
but the witch sets him on fire.

Penus flees burning,
no parts of the witch is he yearning.
The old hag won't quit,
she feels Penus is it.
On the chase goes,
where it will stop,
nobody knows.

Penus drops Cupids tools,
knowing they're what causes
the witches drools.
Zeus again smiles big,
he did a great job,
setting up Penus the love pig.
Penus flies and screams,
he'll be seeing the old witch hag
in his dreams.

That's if he escapes reality,
and doesn't become a fatality.

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