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Head Job
by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper → (All Poetry by OnepoetGem *the Poetic Rapper)
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Penus got to playing too much, he kind of lost touch. Several love goddesses got together and decided to zap Penus to teach him a lesson.


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Penus got zapped so hard,
it made his head throb.
It was enough to almost
make his eyes sob.
Several love and beauty goddess
zapped him all at the same time,
caused his pain to sublime.


Penus was very careless,
he accidently made them all jealous.
He couldn't stay out of trouble,
this is why it always double.
Humans were easy to fool,
but goddesses took Penus to school.


Even though Zeus zapped Penus
a smaller hot dog,
he was still big as a log.
Some of the goddess loved
Penus' smaller size,
it really gave them a rise.
Penus had very little too say,
goddess loving made his day.
Beautiful human females
had no chance,
Penus ruled them during romance.
The goddesses zap only
gave him a stun,
he was really a
tough son of a gun.


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 Reviews of "Head Job"
Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on February 27, 2007
Hooray for Penus. Exciting stuff. R

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 27, 2007
You are too much....and to a definate point just everything makes sense!!

Love Tinka


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