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Fed Ed
by Andy James Turner → (All Poetry by Andy James Turner)
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In the London sewers
You would find
Old man Ed
He had lost his head

All the rats in London town
Old man Ed
Had swallowed down

After a while
He was feeling famished
Yet all the rats had suddenly vanished

He looked all around
Nothing could be found
Every day he was losing many a pound

Nothing he could find
Then an idea came to mind

Old man Ed first ate his feet
When this was complete
He ate his legs
A tasty treat

Felt no harm as
He swallowed his arms

In old London town
Down beneath
Still remains
Old Ed’s teeth






 

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 Reviews of "Fed Ed"
Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on October 16, 2011
So clever is your write!
~Andy~
and enjoyable to read!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on October 15, 2011
Entertaining write and perfect for the season. By the way, I like the Rumi quotation on your bio page. Rumi is one of my favorites. R

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on October 15, 2011
To much protein in his diet. Excellent, Andy.
GOD BLESS YOU
Tony

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on October 14, 2011
Andy, a fitting piece for Halloween or as the perfect autumn accompaniment to a few pints at the local pub -- to keep the blood circulating and ward off the mundane -- I bid you love and peace my dear friend --Jon Michael

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on October 11, 2011
Andy,
A great Halloween poem for all! Very imaginative, Andy. You have a gift.

Many blessings,
~Linda

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on October 11, 2011
Oh my glory, this is funny Andy!
I think this should be a song, so imaginatively crafted!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on October 11, 2011
WOOOO! SCAREY...GORY AND SOOO HOLLOWEENEY! A GREAT WORK FOR FRIGHT NIGHT, THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS & FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on October 11, 2011
Old Saint Ed got rid of the rats
Old Saint Patrick got rid of the snakes
Namesakes of denmates this poem does remind
The variety of poetry that Halloween makes

Patrick

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on October 11, 2011
Hahahahahaha! This his hilarious....I'll read it to my grandson for a Halloween treat! Thanks for sharing, Andy!

Anna

Reviewed on October 11, 2011
Awesome write, Andy; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 11, 2011
Bless Kate's heart - she's right you know, my post she's referring to is extremely frightening, for the entire planet.

Now concerning London's Fed Ed, do you know if he is any relation to New Jersey's Devil Ed? He's been known to nibble on everything, including his fingers, toes, and road kill.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
A kool write for Halloween
enjoyed reading...Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by Laura Fall
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
A perfect haunting tale Andy well done indeed Laura

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Cleverly concocted, Andy. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
so, what are Eds teeth eating,
now that his body has taken a beating...ED


Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Judging by Dad's latest write, he would rather eat his whole self and leave behind his grinning teeth than add another body to our over-burdened planet... and I can quite believe he would not wish to harm even a London sewer rat, which, after all, probably serves more useful purpose on this earth than you or I do - certainly after a few pints of Wadworths and a trip to Covent Garden, anyway! :)) Good, that's Halloween done... xx

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
Perfect timing for this ghastly tale...Love the image. Nicely done, Andy..

Peace, love and light,
Amber

Reviewed by Dayvid Graybill
Reviewed on October 10, 2011
What a great poem! Good humor, nice story, and fun to read.

Peace,
Dayvid


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