THE DARKEST HOUR OF SWEETEST POWER - Pt 5 Of Cookies Gotz No Brains
 
 
All was in an uproar
The land was torn in two
With Moldies in control
The tensions grew and grew
 
One night while Queen A Pax
Slept upon her bed

The Moldies took her prisoner
Dragged by hair and head

Down to darkest dungeons
Of dented Teflon pans
They gaged her round the mouth
Then tied her feet to hands

We are taking over
Ogre Ed is dust
You had not the cookies
To do him as you must

We have baked a Samurai
A cookie VERY MEAN
A souless plop of dough
Who'll kill like a machine
 
Queen A Pax with eyes of fear
Did not  make a noise
For these Moldies were corrupt
So she kept her poise
 
The Moldies left her down there
Then ran to the throne room
A new batch would rule Cookieville
And Ed would meet his doom

BUT THEN..........BAD NEWS

Ohhh snookerdoodles!!!
 
The Samurai was vanquished
By Ed and all his dogs
They ate that souless Samurai
Then pooped him like a log
 
The Moldies hissed their anger
Foiled by that man
The mixed some magic batter
And put it in a pan

Out from a heated oven
Jumped a giant cookie dragon
Followed by her babies
With their wings awaggin

Fly my magic chippies
Find that Ogre Ed
When he farts and belches
Lift him by the head
(CUZ HE IS LIGHTER THEN)
 
Fly him  down to Lactose Lake
Dunk him till he drowns
Dunk his fickle doggies too
If they're still around

Then to the Larder Lostlands
To dunk him in the swamps
And if he tries to rise
Give his head a stomp

And if that does not end him
Fly to the Flour Desert
Roll him like a Rum Ball
Without such liquor present

Grab him by his nasty tale
Spin until he pukes
Accept only surrender
Forget about a truce!

Tell him that Queen A Pax
Is now our prisoner
We're the Jumbo Cookies
The crown has been transferred

And if he gives you fight
With scratches, kicks or bites
Fly to Glaze Volcano
And coat away his sight
 
The Moldies jumped with hyper glee
A sugar high of power
Then bowed to Oreo supreme
At the appointed hour
(WHEN THE TIMER WENT OFF)
 
Then the oldest, cruelest Moldie
Raised his arm for silence
Sit yourselves in dozens boys
I've more in mind......than violence

he he he

muuhaahaaaaaaawaaaaaaaa
 
When Ogre Ed is helpless
Dizzy, gone and wasted
Let's cover him in dough
And tell him he's been tasted
(THE OLD FAKE COOKIE COSTUME TRICK, YUCK YUCK)
 
Lets camouflage his thumb
And tell him its been bitten
We'll bake him a fake arm
That looks just like a mitten
 
Then we'll hide his spearish tail
And say it was nutritious
Jam it in his pants leg
Yum Yum soooooooo delicious!
 
We will sing a Nybble Nybble chant
Then circle him and dance
Sing his days are numbered
His expiration........STAMPED!!!
 
The dragons flew from Cookieville
The Moldies danced with glee
And sang a song of triumph
Sweetly..........evilly
 

Good
Queen
A
Pax
 
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Help Someone.........please!!!

Booo hooo hooooo

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