G - GEE - G-SPOT = GLEE !

The Pic? A Texas Maverickess (coin?) -

I fondly entitled her Tattoo as - "BUSH-WHACKER" !

Silent ‘G’


© - Tom Hyland - 11-26-09

What’s Gnu with you?
Nuttin’ Honey? That’s Gneiss!
Something small? Like a Gnat’s arse?
Did you know that your jaw is Gnathic?


Lobsters, crabs, and other arthropods have a Gnathite.
They use it for Gnawing.
Lampreys and hagfish are Agnathans.
Unlike vertebrates, they are not Gnathostomes.


Some Italian dumplings are called Gnocchi.
Snow White’s Dwarves were really Gnomes!
A Sundial’s arm is called a Gnomon.
Someone who believes in Gnosticism is a Gnostic.


Agnostics Don’t! And the ‘g’ isn’t Silent!
Agnus Dei means ‘Lamb of God.’
Sans the ‘g’ - means something really different!
Which brings us full circle to - Loud ‘G’s -


Ever wonder why that ‘thinG’ is called a “G-StrinG?”
It’s because it covers that part of a Woman -
That is most eroGenous - her “G” Spot!
It is technically - Graffenberg’s Locus.

GIMME A - GEE ! ! !


© - TKH