YEAH - U R RIGHT! IT AIN'T A POEM,
NOR POESY, NOR PROSODY ...

N' IT AIN'T 'ROCKET-SCIENCE EITHER!

JUST WANTED TO KEEP THINGS TOGETHER ...

OH ... THE PIC?
IT'S THE 'JERSEY BARRENS' DEVIL'S ...
COUNTERPART ... JERSEY SNOW ANGEL' !

SIRS ... Follow-Up

© - Tom Hyland - 5/17/11



Subsequent Communiques:

5/16/2011
Ed Matlack

But Sir Cur, Ma always said you was a reprobate & brother P-wee always agreed, so I am just followin' family tradition when pick on you I do...

and every time I tried to get the Pooper scooper brother started, he hasn't had the balls to get back at me, as Brother Edvark always protected his sorry ass...

now that he has no protection, he also has no balls...nuff said...Jerseeeeeeeey


by Tom Hyland (author) at 5/16/2011 9:05:12 PM

ED ... GOOD ANSWER (OR EXCUSE?) !!!

BUT ... because of PEEWEE's ardent devotion to both Critters n' Vets ... he is probably jus' 2 busy to git Involved In Infelicitous Infantilism?
I WONDER ... ?????

SirCur TK the REPRO...



5/17/2011
Mr. Ed

Dear Sir Cur Cuz Tom, The Reprobate,

Some corrections here, I must point out;
Our Brother Jersey Devil, is ‘Poops-A-Lot,’
And, why I ran away from home, no doubt.

As for the parentage of the old Ed Family Siblings,
We were all brought into this world, by the same Ma;
But she was never happy, with one mate, for very long,
So each of we four Ed Family Siblings, has a different Pa.

As for our Ed Family World Travels and Adventures coming to an end,
Alas, things have just not been the same, without dear old Bro, Edvard;
It’s been ten months now since anyone in the Ed family heard from him,
And he is truly missed, so writing about our exploits, has been very hard.

Instead, old Jersey Devil Brother Ed spends his time now, whining and complaining,
Sister Tiger Lily Ed finds herself contemplating life, and the mysteries of sunbeams;
As for myself, I now spend most of my time, chasing strays and ‘left behind’ critters,
So Alas, our epic old Ed Family Travels and Sagas have now come to an end, it seems.

PS: It was our cranky old Jersey Devil Brother Ed alone,
Who has been telling all, that You are an Old Reprobate;
Perhaps it is now time for a new - Battle between Cousins,
The Reprobate vs. Poops-A-Lot – Good Luck, Your Fate Awaits.

Signed,
Old Brother Pee Wee Ed – Super Duper, Pooper Scooper Extraordinaire;
Oops, Gotta Go; Just Got Another Call about a Homeless Pup, Out There.


by Tom Hyland (author) at 5/17/2011 6:29:32 AM

PEE-WEE ... thank yew 4 showin' me the error of my ways!

I stand corrected (sore arse from paddlin') -
OR - sit, uncorrected (not sore!).

As per usual, ewe r the accurate, truthful, over-worked Family Historian -

While 'Poo-Doo Pee-Pot' Joisey Devil ED, the 'Bawling Barrens' Boo-Hoo-Er' just: Bitches n' Moans n' Groans n' Complains 'bout Everybody n' everything!

"I'm Cold! I'm Hot! My 'Pee-Pee' Don't Work!
I can't Afford a Dog! Ma Hates ME!
Pa Deserted Me! Pee-Wee Drank my Coors!
Sea Gulls Squawk Too Much & Crap on my Bald Head!
My Arse Itches! My Hemorrhoids Hurt!
My Feet Stink! Nobody Loves Me!

Et cetera! Et Cetera! ET CETERA!

I HEREBY RE-DUB HIM: "SIR WUSS-A-LOT" !!!

SIN-cerely, yer Cuz, Sir Cur Reprobate -
The Caring, Mild-Mannered, Un-Bitching Cousin!

TO BE CONTINUED?