Well, Pilgrims, not long ago,
I nominated Cuz Peewee ED as a Saint ...
But now, I just realized that -
A Saint he Ain’t!
More like a Sneaky, Sly Instigator,
Oh, to be sure, he’s a Vet n’ Pet Savior ...
But he uses Innuendo, n’ Off-Hand Remarks -
To ‘Sic’ his Po Bro Jersey into Bad Behavior!
He sits back in his NorthWoods Manor,
N’ just ‘Stirs The Pot’ ...
Teasin’ Po Cuz TomKat ‘Sir Cur’ -
Into gittin’ into a Tight Spot!
Altho’ Sir Peewee is normally a Knight,
And an Honest Man ...
He gets so bored out in ‘No-Man’s Land’ -
He hatches Plots - ‘Catch-As-Catch-Can’!
Then, he Sits back n’ Laughs,
Chuckling - ‘Ho-Ho-Ho’ ...
As MasterMind or TroubleMaker -
For Cuz Tom n’ his Po Dumb Bro!
Peewee, now I done Figgered you Out,
Better Shine Up yer Halo ...
N’ Spruce Up yer Armor -
Afore you git ‘Summoned’ Below!
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"He sits back in his NorthWoods Manor,
N’ just ‘Stirs The Pot’ ..."
Well I am 'St. Nick' for part of the year; then I become St. Pee Wee, rounding up another stray.
And I doubt that you and Jersey need my help to pounce on each other.
PS: Why is this rated 'R?' It didn't even show up on the board; one of my many A.D. Snitches told me about it.
Ho, Ho, Ho!
Chip Bergeron