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THIS IS A 'PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT' 'BE KIND TO YOUR WEB-FOOTED FRIENDS' JOISEY BARRENS RESIDENTS HAVE BEEN POSTING THIS 'MUG-SHOT' ON EVERY TREE!

UN-WANTED ! © - Tom Hyland - 5/24/12 DEAD OR ALIVE ! Have you seen this Ugly Mug On any Milk Cartons Lately? When said cartons reach the Trash Heaps They help Scare the Rats Away! This Knave’s Favorite Song Is - “I Wanna Be Wanted!” Poor Thing has a Good Heart, But ... He Ain’t ‘Potty-Trained’! Accordingly, Most of his Hard-Earned Money Is Spent on DEPENDS! So - if’n Anybody Out There Wants To Adopt - BIDDING Will Begin Soon! He Has Been Spayed, or Neutered - Unsure Which? Or Maybe Both? Has His Own Little Blue ‘Pot’ or Pipe - Seeking Free ‘Mary Jane’ Donators! CAUTION: Must be Fed ‘BEA-NO’ Constantly ... Else - ‘Knave Wuss-A-Lot’ ... ‘FARTS-A-LOT’! © - TKH.

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Reviews of "UN-WANTED !"

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on May 25, 2012

Awwwww...he's acutey wooley one, that Jersey Devil! Surely there's nice Barrens Broad who would take-up with him...huh?...huh?...:o)
Micke

Reviewed by Budd Nelson

Reviewed on May 24, 2012

tom,
glad it wasn't me.
Budd

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on May 24, 2012

Such a handsome fellow that Jersey Devil does be,
Almost to be sure he does look like me...Jurseeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

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